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Chapter 11—Handjobs: Different Strokes for Different Blokes

Handjob Perks

Things a woman can bring to a handjob
that are missing when a man does himself

Women often ask, "Why should I give him a handjob? I can't possibly compete with the hand that knows him SOOO well. Besides, there's nothing special about it. He can give himself a handjob any time he wants."

Talk about flawed thinking. This chapter describes ways of giving your man handjobs that will have his dizzy testicles saying to each other, "Holy Spermatogenis! She drained us dry and it felt SOOO good!" Hopefully, by the end of this chapter you will be thinking, "Any girl can give him a blow job, but I'm the only one who can give him a handjob that makes him want me more than he's ever wanted any woman."

Even if all you are doing is giving him a quick one to get him off and out the door, you and your hand have the tools to do things that he can only dream about when he's doing himself solo.

After all, let's think about this logically. Next time you are with him, grab his hand and smell it. How does it smell compared to you? Put it up next to your ear. Can you hear it whisper dirty nothings? Can it tell you how much it wants you, how good it feels to be stroking you, how cool it looks when his sperm shoots out? Nope. Chances are, his hand is as mute as it is hairy.

Now put that hand of his on your neck. Does it have hot wet lips that can kiss a neck from top to bottom? Does it have a hot wet tongue that can swirl around his nipples?

Feel the inside of his hand. Does it have soft, silky breasts and taut little nipples? Does it have a head full of sweet-smelling hair that it can whip across his face and chest? Does it have a hot wet pussy that it can push up against his thigh?

And what does he think about when he's jerking himself off? It's you! So when it is your hand that's doing the deed, you are there in person to flood his senses with what he can only fantasize about when he is jerking off alone.

That's just giving him a garden-variety handjob. Wait until you read about the luxurious handjobs that can turn his entire body into a giant sex receptor, with each stroke feeling like a little slice of heaven. But first, there's more to understand.


This chapter is continued in the book.
From the Guide To Getting It On!
illustration by Dærick Gröss Sr.